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  • Town/Country : Spring Valley, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 June 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 206
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About soullyfe : - Born and raised in New York.
- Into all things related to the arts (drawing, digital art, graphic design, theatre, music, poetry, literature, photography, etc.), as well as video games, music, movies, and food.

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soullyfe's favorite FMLs

Today, a woman at work told me that her kid had puked into "a storage bin" in the office. It wasn't a storage bin, it was the outgoing mail tray on the side of my desk containing important contract documents that had to be posted by 5pm that day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17122) - you deserved it (962)

On 10/12/2015 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I felt confident after a maths exam and thought I did rather well. When discussing the exam with my class mates afterwards, they kept talking about how difficult question 10 was. I only did 9 questions. Apparently the exam paper had a backside. FML

Today, I woke up in the elevator of my apartment building in the middle of the night, without my keys, phone, or shoes. Turns out I have been sleepwalking. FML

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21897) - you deserved it (3092)

On 10/03/2015 at 12:00am - misc - by NothowIimaginedmyday (woman) - United States

Today, I started my new job. Not even 2 hours in did some old man ask me where I live, what's my number, and if I was interested in being with him and his friends. This guy is at least over 50 and works with me. I left my old job because some old men kept asking the same things. FML

Today, I met my boyfriend's other girlfriend. She then informed me that he has a wife, and that they have an open relationship. Thanks for keeping me in the loop, honey. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24960) - you deserved it (1992)

On 10/01/2015 at 1:56am - love - by areyoukiddingme - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML


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On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to stand up on a train for my 4-hour journey. Why? Two pregnant women flew into unbridled rage with me over sitting in the priority seating, saying I was selfish. I'm recovering from spinal surgery. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27711) - you deserved it (1921)

On 09/29/2015 at 4:33am - health - by hunchbackofnotredamn (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I thought my wife and I would reconcile after being separated for eight months. We ended up sleeping together after a dinner date, but she told told me afterwards that she still wanted a divorce. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23231) - you deserved it (2356)

On 09/27/2015 at 11:27pm - love - by anon - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15317) - you deserved it (20708)

On 09/22/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19986) - you deserved it (3528)

On 09/15/2015 at 10:10pm - love - by spinster - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to give a break to my students halfway through my 3 hour lecture. The break became the end of the lecture, because nobody came back. FML


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On 09/15/2015 at 4:40pm - work - by MedHistory - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26026) - you deserved it (1964)

On 09/14/2015 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by annabellatrix (woman) - Hungary

Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip 3 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26235) - you deserved it (1423)

On 09/13/2015 at 10:22am - love - by TheLoneSoul - France

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