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Today, I was at a swim meet. I askd friend if he could be wingman and help me get a date with a girl I looool really likd. I told him plan, and as I finishd and turnd to go to her, I noticd her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

#21055088
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41814) - you deserved it (12048)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Today I was driving alonghen I noticed a kid struggling to push his car up the crest of a hill. I jumped out to help him an he acted surprised to see me. Once we got the car over the hill it rolled on down. I then saw that no one was actually in the driver's seat. I'd helped a vandal. FML

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decidd that if we both act lyk I'm not pregnant, ( the babby will get the hint an go away ). FML

#21050194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54732) - you deserved it (6734)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked fir help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet an said, "You're a nice grl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML

#21050005
113 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 1:16am - misc - by Lithiac - United States (Florida)

my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear . I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed . He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents . FML

#21049461
97 comments

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On 02/03/2014 at 4:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I woke up after a nigt out partying only to fine I'd wet te bd. I was so asamd tat I rolld ma girlfriend into it to avoid taking te blame.

#21042040
188 comments

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On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today, I was packing, when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had 3 unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, an I'm going to be looool sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. fat FML

#21040204
129 comments

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On 01/26/2014 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today , I droppd mah phone in the wet snow. I read that putting it in rice helps to get the water out. Three pieces of rice r now frozen into the power port , and I can't get the charger in.

#21034026
136 comments

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On 01/20/2014 at 3:34pm - misc - by merrr - Canada

Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie . When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie . FML

#21033101
99 comments

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On 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Subliminal message (woman) - Switzerland

TODAY, I TEXTED MY BOYFRIEND OF TWO YEARS AND ASKED IF E WANTED TO GO TO BALL WIT ME. HIS RESPONSE WAS "TE PERSON U ARE TRYING TO MESSAGE CANCELLED TERE PONE SERVICE AND MOVED TO MEXICO. TACO TACO BURRITO." I'LL TAKE TAT AS A NO. FML

#21024175
118 comments

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On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

Today, mah dog found out how to turn mah Xbox off . So whenever he wants attention, guess wat he does . FML

#21019316
176 comments

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On 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm - animals - by Z3R0G5 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I askd mah mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric !! She said: "I only use the manual one 4 brushing mah teeth." FML

#21013669
101 comments

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On 01/02/2014 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Vincent - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was T-bond at an intersection. My wife got pissd when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was daughter. FML

#21012945
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55395) - you deserved it (4934)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:21pm - love - by Crashed - United States (Georgia)

yesterday I was dressing in front of boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed tis was a good ting. Ten e muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly saped." FML

#21011563
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40086) - you deserved it (3363)

On 12/31/2013 at 12:47pm - misc - by awkword (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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