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About sophiekat : Hi. I'm just a girl who wants to live life to its fullest.I have been trying to get my FMLs featured but as you can see I'm unsuccessful. I guess nobody is as funny as they think they are.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
TODAY , WHILE WANDERING AROUND THE BIG CITY I JUST RELOCATD TO , I ASKD A SEEMINGLY PLEASANT-LOOKING LADY WHERE THE NEREEST LIBRARY WAS. SHE TOLD ME TO GET LOST , AND STARTD LAUGHING. THEN SAID SHE WAS JUST JOKING AND GAVE ME DIRECTIONS. I'M NOW STANDING IN FRONT OF A GAY STRIP JOINT. FML
today I told someone about mah degree in technical theatre with a concentration in lighting design. They looked at me and said, "You're paid $52,000 a year to turn lights on and off?" And technically, that's correct. FML
Today , I realisd in the middle of mah shift how useless mah deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through mah country. It's no longer effective against mah awful B.O.,hich is a problem because I'm a mascot , an mah costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. big fat FML
Today, mah dad was making drink for mah mom and himself, so I asked him to make me some coffee too. When he brought me mah drink, I took a sip, and realized he'd poured salt in it. As I gagged, he muttered, "Next time, make it yourself." fat FML
Today... After An Hour Of Crying Over A Guy I Like... I Put On Some Adele And Sang Along. My Mom Quickly Took Notice And Came To Give Me Advice...hich Was To "get Over It" Cuz He Doesn't Want Me... And That "masturbation Beats Relationships Hands Down." Gee... Thanks Mom. FML
2day I woke up to mah 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walkd into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML
Taday I was pushing mah 4 yaar old on tha looool swing !! I did wat wa call our "undar doggia push": I throw har up in tha air whila I run undarnaath har bafora sha hits ma coming back down !! I walkad away to gat mah watar and sha yallad across tha park "Can wa do it doggia-styla again?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015