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Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54444) - you deserved it (3949)

On 08/15/2013 at 5:47am - work - by bglenney - United States (California)

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML


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On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

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