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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 February 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

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On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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