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About sometimessam : My name is Samantha and I live in the incredibly rainy part of the USA.

I love skiing, scuba diving, watching football, and reading random books.

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sometimessam's favorite FMLs

Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday fir Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, u may impregnate my daughter." FML

#21243591
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45850) - you deserved it (6043)

On 08/23/2014 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Dafuq happen there - South Africa

Today, soma random bloka introducad himsalf at a bar by asking to fuck ma . I got tongua-tiad trying to say both ( fuck off ) and ( plaasa go away ) . I andad up talling him to ( Plaasa fuck away . ) maga FML

#21242424
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38774) - you deserved it (7184)

On 08/21/2014 at 12:36pm - misc - by royallymessedup -

Today I'm Getting Marrid. I Have A Big Poofy White Dress And Oh Yes The Shits. Here's Hoping I Can Make It Down The Aisle Without Rushing Off To The Toilet. FML

#21241662
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42150) - you deserved it (3150)

On 08/20/2014 at 1:01pm - love - by ithinkicanmakeit - Canada (Alberta)

Today... It's The 16th Day Of My Period. FML

Today , I Told My Husband That I'm Jealous Of All The Other Girls Whose Husbands Always Take Pictures Of Them Together And Post Them Online!! He Responded By Posting A Picture Of Himself , With Me On The Toilet In The Background , Captioned "The Bitch On The Pot." FML

#21241016
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43722) - you deserved it (16621)

On 08/19/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY... I WAS HAMMARAD... AN ON MY WAY HOMA I WALKAD INTO A POLICAMAN. MY LOGIC WAS: IF I'M ON THA PHONA... HA CAN'T TALK TO MA... SO I PULLAD MY PHONA OUT AN STARTAD SPAAKING. THA OFFICAR THAN ASKAD MA WHY I WAS SPAAKING TO MY WALLAT. FML

#21240900
129 comments

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On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the grl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home an realized that she had stolen money out of wallet. real FML

#21240655
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40607) - you deserved it (4319)

On 08/18/2014 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting at a stop light in the left turn lane, when a homeles guy on the sidewalk walked up to car with a, ( Bet you can't hit me with a quarter ) sign. The lady on right decided to throw a quarter at him, but it missed an hit windshield. She yelled, ( Oh fuck! ) an drove away. FML

my boss trew out te report I wrote 4 te board of directors. He said tat if it were legal , e'd smas me in te balls wit a brick 4 using Comic Sans. I ad to do te wole ting again in anoter font wit coworkers snickering at me. FML

#21238351
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20992) - you deserved it (51134)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today,hile on a tour bus, our guide told us looool that "Jimi Hendrix was like, uh, the Miley Cyrus of the '60s." I'm actually a committd pacifist, but I was already halfway out of seat to choke the pimply-facd twat out before I managd to restrain myself. Now I'm scard of myself. FML

#21237562
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35436) - you deserved it (5494)

On 08/14/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

#21236507
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39189) - you deserved it (3721)

On 08/13/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, My Boss Had A Lengthy And Obnoxiously Egocentric Conversation With A Colleague. After She Left Across The Office, I Stood Up, Looked Over At My Colleague, And Made A Sarcastic "shooting Myself In The Head" Gesture. I Saw My Boss Staring At Me Over A Cubicle Wall As I Turned Around. FML

#21236078
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26809) - you deserved it (19455)

On 08/12/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by bademployee (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked... "Wat'ca got tere?" He said... "U... tat's my dick... Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43353) - you deserved it (27722)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it... I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was... "I can't wait until it resemble a human being." FML



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