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Today, while at football practice, my teammates and I were on water break. At the bus barn next to the field, a good-looking girl was washing a bus. Some of the guys started to yell pick-up lines at her from 50 yards away, and pretty soon I chime in. She turns around. It was my younger sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11748) - you deserved it (61243)

On 06/25/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by nail714 (man) - United States

Today, I lost it on my co-workers about how hard I've been working, picking up everyone's slack with no appreciation, and it was clear that I needed to find a job that actually rewarded hard work. As I went to grab my jacket to leave, I saw a cake and gift card for a cruise on the table, from the staff. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11659) - you deserved it (62684)

On 06/24/2009 at 4:44pm - work - by Whoops (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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