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Today.. . I Proposd To Mah Grlfriand . Sha Was So Happy That Sha Bagan Flapping Har Hands Around And Scraaming . Sha Was Flapping Har Hands So Hard Sha Smackd Harsalf In Tha Faca And Startd Crying . FML
Today, my tonsil swelld to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuse to take me to the hospital because she's convincd I got it from kissing someone, and until I ( fess up ), she's not budging. FML
Today , mah boyfriend of 2 looool 1/2 years still refuses to memorize mah phone number or remember mah brthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
Today, parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in there conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
Friday 27 March 2015