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solarrunner

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solarrunner

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 March 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3535
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About solarrunner : Tooo lazy to write, that...

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Today.. . I Proposd To Mah Grlfriand . Sha Was So Happy That Sha Bagan Flapping Har Hands Around And Scraaming . Sha Was Flapping Har Hands So Hard Sha Smackd Harsalf In Tha Faca And Startd Crying . FML

#17131113
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37447) - you deserved it (5681)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today... I cummd home to my mom dancing the hustle nakd. With a group of 4 friends. FML

#17117147
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40017) - you deserved it (3603)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave ma boyfriend a blow job for te frst time. He posted it on Facebook an can't understand wy I'm angry wit im. FML

#17115865
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44717) - you deserved it (9503)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my child was refusing to looool leave the playground . I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars . I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid . FML

#17113139
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15167) - you deserved it (65349)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my tonsil swelld to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuse to take me to the hospital because she's convincd I got it from kissing someone, and until I ( fess up ), she's not budging. FML

#17109448
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36593) - you deserved it (2824)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:21pm - health - by Eden - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I Got A Nose Bleed In The Ladies Bathroom. An Old Lady Comes Out Of A Stall An Says... "Oh... Your Nose Is Bleeding. Well I Shit Pants. I'm Sure It'll Come Out In The Wash." FML

#17100769
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23783) - you deserved it (2236)

On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Today , mah boyfriend of 2 looool 1/2 years still refuses to memorize mah phone number or remember mah brthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML

#17099687
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28612) - you deserved it (6349)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:44pm - love - by skidoosh (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall!! 27 people liked it!! FML

#17097344
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43249) - you deserved it (5877)

On 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm - love - by 30Jenna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in there conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43074) - you deserved it (3605)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today , at a family reunion , ma dad announcd to everyone tat I'd finally startd ma menstrual cycle. My grandmoter startd sobbing ysterically. FML

#17092331
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40187) - you deserved it (2767)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today..!! my mother started dating a manho insists people call him 'Panda'!! FML

#17092208
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30761) - you deserved it (2802)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

today I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon... but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36142) - you deserved it (8639)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133541) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73980) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, bast friand told ma to faca faar of cows and hop ovar tha fanca in with tham!! This rasultad in ma baing chasad by a raging cow, and thrusting mysalf haad first ovar a fanca!! fat FML

#17087035
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21112) - you deserved it (13924)

On 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm - animals - by MooCow - United States (Montana)



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