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Today While Reading The Paper I Saw A Picture Of A Guy I Really Like That I Met Online!! The Picture Is In The Obituaries!! No Wonder He Hasn't Called!! FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45475) - you deserved it (3616)

On 04/03/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by kubbyp (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the arport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, ( No sir, thank YOU. ) and winked. FML

#21098671
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38054) - you deserved it (4870)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got billed 4 $80 of Justin Bieber music . It wouldn't have been so bad if it were mah daughterho bought it all, instead of mah husband . big fat FML

#21096936
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40635) - you deserved it (3953)

On 03/26/2014 at 2:00pm - misc - by husbands addiction - United States (California)

Today,hile working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked mehat was so special about our ice cream cakes, an how their different from regular cakes. I chuckled, an told her it's because their made from ice cream. She threw a fit,hich resulted in me being written up an sent home early. FML

#21096589
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38378) - you deserved it (5702)

On 03/25/2014 at 11:53pm - work - by Coryj1220 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitld ( Chocolate Men ). mega FML

#21094789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30380) - you deserved it (16227)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Taday I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

#21093670
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39462) - you deserved it (10381)

On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

Today , I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings . It's cuz I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him . On top of that , he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a ( real ) part of looool the family . FML

#21091901
144 comments

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On 03/20/2014 at 4:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Taday a coworker filed a looool complaint against me... all cuz I ate a banana at lunch... which he claimed is "threateningly sexual"... whatever the hell that means. FML

#21090158
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42101) - you deserved it (3724)

On 03/18/2014 at 5:31pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today after leaving my workplace I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them I was faced with the sight of my boss an a coworker getting it on against my desk. big fat FML

#21087500
108 comments

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On 03/15/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, while mowing, I found a baby bunny an took a picture of it. 20 minute later, I accidentally ran over said bunny with the mower. mega FML

Today, I was tanning nuda in my backyard, whan I took a pictura of our dog lying in tha grass and sant it to my dad!! It was only aftar I lookad at tha pictura indoors that I raalizad my nippla had mada it into tha pictura too!! raal FML

#21086753
101 comments

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On 03/14/2014 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by why - United States (California)

TODAY MY MOTHER TOOK ME TO GO AND SEE MY GRANDFATHER,HO I HADN'T SEEN SINCE I WAS 4. THE FIRST THING HE SAID TO ME WAS, "PFWOARR, LOOK AT THOSE TITS." BIG FAT FML

#21085518
124 comments

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On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today.. . mah 3-year-old son discoverd his testicles . When I askd him what they were.. . he replid.. . "They're mah balls! They make mah winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it . FML

#21084464
83 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop an noticd a girl that I playd netball with. I ran across the road to meet her an she ran across the car park to meet me. We huggd an lookd at each other slowly backing away as we both realisd that we didn't know each other. FML

#21083446
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46329) - you deserved it (6788)

On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

#21076106
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52578) - you deserved it (13404)

On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)



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