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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About soccerchick800 : If you're going to dream, then you may as well dream a dream worth living.

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Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML

#20730804
116 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Idontbelieveinmagic (man) - United States (Nevada)

today the extremely uncooperative clienthom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter inhich he threatened to sue me, cuz charging him for mah services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

#20673456
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46694) - you deserved it (3586)

On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah cat laarnd how to opan doors. Evar sinca than sha's baan running up to mah room, opaning mah door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

#20559057
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On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn!! Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it!! FML

#20557646
317 comments

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On 03/24/2013 at 6:30am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, MY CAR WAS BROKEN INTO. WHAT WAS STOLEN? MY DAUGHTER'S $11 ONE DIRECTION POSTER. WHAT WILL IT COST TO FIX MY CAR? $1,000. REAL FML

#20427068
191 comments

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On 12/27/2012 at 11:58pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, ma elbow was aving cramps an movement issues as a result of an old set of surgical pins an wires tat r being rejectd by ma body. One painful twitc causd ma arm to lock out straigt, unintentionally slapping ma and into ma co-worker's crotc. Our waiting customers giggld. FML

Today , two of mah friend condemned me for bieng "narrow-minded" , because I couldn't help but laugh at the thought that someone would believe mermaid actually exist!! FML

#20185421
154 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by so pray to ariel about it, dipshits (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I had my boss over 4 dinner. Knowing that I was angling 4 a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as ( What's the point of showering before bed? ) and ( Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. ) My boss was not impressed. FML

#20051346
164 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told a patient that we needed to collect a stool sample. I left the room momentarily to retrieve what the patient would need. He apparently didn't need anything besides the counter in the exam room. FML

#19951695
86 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by TimeForACareerChange (man) - United States

YESTERDAY I HAD TO GET STITCHES ON MY FOOT AND WAS THEN FORCD TO WEAR A PLASTIC BAG ON MY FOOT WHILE SHOWERING. THE PLASTIC BAG MADE ME SLIP IN THE SHOWER AND HAD TO GO BACK AND GET STITCHES IN MY FOREHEAD. FML

#19474483
102 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by Shone - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at a meeting . One of the other members decided to share that there cat had passed away recently . I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying cuz I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror . FML

#19237178
114 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to mah dozy cat who'd managd to get into mah car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work!! I lost control when I was startld by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror!! FML

#18842582
157 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work but couldn't fine it. After minute searching I found it. Nailed to the cieling. FML

#18517264
149 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I was helping frst-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards . FML

#18396492
125 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)



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