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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 June 1997 (18 years)
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Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML

#21436783
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4452) - you deserved it (354)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:26pm - misc - by izaya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML

#21436769
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5345) - you deserved it (396)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by getting real crafty.. - United States (Maine)

Today, my idiot boss placed an expensive order for anti-bullying banners that read: 'Take a stand against bullying!' This would be fine if I didn't work in a specialized school for children in wheelchairs. FML

#21436683
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4740) - you deserved it (379)

On 07/05/2015 at 5:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

#21436632
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4869) - you deserved it (619)

On 07/05/2015 at 2:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

#21436613
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15874) - you deserved it (1168)

On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "lmao" out loud at his friend's joke. FML

#21436559
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14886) - you deserved it (1082)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:04am - work - by jobless1 (man) -

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

#21436510
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16280) - you deserved it (2094)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:48pm - misc - by Bad Dancer - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my family claimed that I haven't ever broken a bone because I don't do anything risky. I broke my arm by falling in the shower less than 2 hours later and my entire family thinks I did it to prove a point. FML

#21436352
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17360) - you deserved it (1424)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by hamurobby82 - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see my neighbors burning a couch in the parking lot of my apartment complex to celebrate, right next to my car. FML

#21436342
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16873) - you deserved it (1088)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:27pm - misc - by hamiltonma - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18834) - you deserved it (1065)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

#21436232
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18549) - you deserved it (1782)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, one of my friends asked me to flirt with her boyfriend to see if he would flirt back. Knowing this was a trust test, I agreed. She got pissed at me when he flirted back and still isn't speaking to me. FML

#21436223
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18611) - you deserved it (3338)

On 07/04/2015 at 4:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

#21436170
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18043) - you deserved it (2108)

On 07/04/2015 at 2:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

#21436148
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19778) - you deserved it (2668)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, I had to lie to my coworkers about me and some guy beating the absolute shite out of each other in a bar fight, all to avoid admitting my black eye was from my 7 year old son punching me in the face the other day. FML

#21436121
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16817) - you deserved it (4884)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)



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