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snydeeli000
  • Town/Country : Seattle, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 162
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About snydeeli000 : My name is Ellie Nicole S. I am 13 and in 8th grade.

My favorite bands/singers are:
-Taylor Swift
-Hunter Hayes
-Phillip Phillips
-Fun
-The Script
-Sleeping with Sirens (acoustic)

I wish anyone who read this the best, and I give you virtual dauntless cake.

Also if you understood the reference message me, I want to talk about Allegiant.

-Ellie Nicole (:

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Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

#21036650
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38273) - you deserved it (18294)

On 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was watching Ratatouille. Piece of advice for starving students: never watch it when you've only eaten two apples in two days, or you'll find yourself in the ridiculous position of being jealous of a fucking rat. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38434) - you deserved it (7124)

On 01/19/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by I.Want.Food. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80488) - you deserved it (11878)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

#17173696
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35762) - you deserved it (2815)

On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was using a cream to remove the hair from my legs. After I was done, I went on the computer, and a few minutes later I noticed that the same hand I had the cream on was leaning on the side of my head. Now I have a huge bald spot and a party to go to later. FML

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On 08/23/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Akasunanokai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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