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snydeeli000

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 July 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 472
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About snydeeli000 : Depression sucks.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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snydeeli000's favorite FMLs

Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML

#21325382
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32906) - you deserved it (2479)

On 12/27/2014 at 4:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run." then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML

#21323182
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34656) - you deserved it (3781)

On 12/24/2014 at 9:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I spent the whole day doing a 500 piece puzzle. The last piece didn't fit. FML

#21191359
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44810) - you deserved it (6342)

On 06/28/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Puzzlepiece - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

#21036650
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40160) - you deserved it (19442)

On 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was watching Ratatouille. Piece of advice for starving students: never watch it when you've only eaten two apples in two days, or you'll find yourself in the ridiculous position of being jealous of a fucking rat. FML

#21033122
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42347) - you deserved it (7743)

On 01/19/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by I.Want.Food. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90790) - you deserved it (14239)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

#17173696
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42868) - you deserved it (3367)

On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML

#6692026
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31214) - you deserved it (12984)

On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

#5618251
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53450) - you deserved it (4955)

On 10/03/2009 at 7:43am - love - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

#2727
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26673) - you deserved it (2683)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by glittercat - United States (Missouri)



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