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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 June 1991 (24 years)
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About snugglesMcGee199 : Psychology major who likes the simple things in life.

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Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML


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On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when my anatomy teacher asked what I did with my pencil. FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by Motha - United States (Utah)

Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML


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On 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by lyfisdyno - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML


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On 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm - work - by natattack - United States (Texas)

Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML


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On 09/08/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML


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On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States

Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML


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On 08/11/2013 at 11:35am - intimacy - by ass slap - United States (Pennsylvania)

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