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Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43236) - you deserved it (4405)

On 04/26/2014 at 12:39pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML


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On 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by lovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML


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On 02/23/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML


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