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snnoell_18

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snnoell_18

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  • Number of visits : 1124
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About snnoell_18 : i was in the woods...and i saw a flock of MOOSEN!!!

i'm no grammar nazi, though i always use proper grammar (aside from capitilization) and i NEVER use text language (i only do when i'm making a joke). but you won't see me ranting on about words spelled wrong or the "your/you're" difference.

i love sports... and atla/lok(:

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Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

#19753089
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29463) - you deserved it (8802)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

#19751282
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24888) - you deserved it (2380)

On 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Rohirus (man) - Sweden

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

#19733599
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24851) - you deserved it (2601)

On 06/04/2012 at 4:37pm - kids - by obtuse_ballsack (man) - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

#19725175
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25187) - you deserved it (4669)

On 06/03/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by ilovezim29 - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML

#19630951
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26296) - you deserved it (2260)

On 05/16/2012 at 3:36am - work - by jobless - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and go seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

#19608555
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21009) - you deserved it (5899)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:16pm - kids - by jessye1182 - United States (New York)

Today, while at the store, I realized how socially inept I am when I said "excuse me" to a shopping cart because it was in my way. FML

Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML

#19578544
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19675) - you deserved it (32982)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

#19575961
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (2170)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:19am - health - by markzar - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15088) - you deserved it (45498)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13057) - you deserved it (30261)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML

#19564735
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33115) - you deserved it (2325)

On 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I tried whitening my teeth with an off-brand product. It didn't whiten my teeth, but it did burn parts of my gums off. FML

#19563057
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23311) - you deserved it (7315)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:19am - health - by gumless - United States

Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML

#19562059
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22278) - you deserved it (4914)

On 05/02/2012 at 2:16am - love - by muddled (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML

#19559946
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19337) - you deserved it (3445)

On 05/01/2012 at 7:43pm - misc - by Megannn (woman) - United States



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