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TODAY, I GOT PULLD OVER. WHEN THE COP ASKEDHERE I WAS COMING FROM, REFLEXIVELY I SAID, ( YOUR MOM'S HOUSE. ) FML

Today , ma parents were out , so I lit up ma frst ever joint . I got so stond out of ma mind tat wen ma dad cummd back ome an askd wat te smell was , I said a stray cat ad left an upper-decker in te toilet . He found te joint in ma room , an now I'm groundd fir te rest of te scool year . FML

#19059244
219 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, I raalizad that I probably hava angar issuas . I cummad to this conclusion aftar I finishad scraaming abusa at tha looool microwava 4 baaping bafora I could hit tha off switch . FML

#19058382
126 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today I accidentally droppd a sculpture at college and it broke !! Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitchd me out and told me to be such an attention-seeking drama queen !! FML

#19026244
111 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorse are real. She insist that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. mega FML

#19011478
360 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leand over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walkd away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush an toothpaste out of his bag, an tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discoverd that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests r not allowd when they aren't home or past 11pm . I'm 25 years old and just movd out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother . FML

#18840914
116 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to mah daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. mega FML

#18815137
190 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

2day I walked in on sister sitting on the toilet trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

#18808709
116 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm - misc - by 2gewd4u - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching TV with mah boyfriend, when a World looool of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me an said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over u any day." FML

#18798244
131 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm - love - by Sad.To.Be.Me. (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with ( parental supervision ). Oh... an I have to record visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
234 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah toaster scard me . Again . FML

#18784375
93 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today , At Work , I Slippd And Fell On My Backside!! The Creepy Security Guard Offerd To 'kiss It Better.' FML

#18724362
129 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by only 10 more hours to go (woman) - United States



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