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by SpLo0gIeR / 02/13/2012 at 10:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
by Alyssa / 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by fuck teh poleese / 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by BoringFucker / 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals
by RequilaRainbow / 01/26/2012 at 2:34am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by toothpaste / 01/19/2012 at 7:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML
by anonymous / 01/18/2012 at 12:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ange / 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by 2gewd4u / 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Sad.To.Be.Me. / 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Duplighost / 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Armagh) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by only 10 more hours to go / 01/06/2012 at 6:40am / United States / Intimacy
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