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Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

#139747
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81733) - you deserved it (20285)

On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML

#102962
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69488) - you deserved it (5548)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I realized the annoying squealing I hear every night isn't my guinea pig. Apparently my brothers girlfriend makes that sound when they have sex. FML

#62926
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47880) - you deserved it (3231)

On 02/17/2009 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by KTK (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14904) - you deserved it (71057)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

#5105
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37368) - you deserved it (3072)

On 02/02/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by a268 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

#556
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18221) - you deserved it (11524)

On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12974) - you deserved it (64903)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version



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