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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12036
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sniperpie : I live in Charlotte now, for school. It is really boring. Currently I've been going through some low times in my life so not to much is up.

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Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63341) - you deserved it (8269)

On 03/11/2009 at 1:04am - misc - by fmlmylife - United States (Texas)

Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61182) - you deserved it (21150)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)

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