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sniper1321123

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sniper1321123

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 672
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sniper1321123 : I'm a hardcore marksman I shoot Highpower and small bore and have gone to nationals for the first. I am trained as a stunt driver. I like meeting new people so hit me up if I don't answer right away I'm doing 40hour work weeks and I'm still I'm school. I ship for USMC bootcamp April 13th.

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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84889) - you deserved it (227235)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND WAS GOING DOWN ON ME!! RIGHT AS I WAS REALLY GETTING INTO IT, HE PAUSES, FROWNS, AND SAYS, "I THINK I SEE THE PEE HOLE."

#1046980
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91013) - you deserved it (7414)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS PETSITTING FOR NEIGHBOR'S NEW PUPPY. A HUGE THUNDERSTORM CAME, AND THE PUPPY STARTEDHINING AND SHIVERING VIOLENTLY. I PULLED IT INTO LAP TO TRY AND COMFORT IT. ONE LOUD CLAP OF THUNDER LATER, AND THE PUPPY HAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ALL OVER ME. FML

#1026583
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85851) - you deserved it (8314)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by Puppysit88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked mah looool girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on mah penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. fat FML

#909616
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67693) - you deserved it (19963)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, Was The First Time My Boyfriend Slept Over. He Was Hard, So I Woke Him Up By Whispering In His Ear, "If You Could Get Me To Do Anything Right Now, What Would It Be?" His Response, "Can You Get Me A Bowl Of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream?" He Was Hard, 4 Ice Cream. FML

#796912
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82719) - you deserved it (13623)

On 04/04/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Denmark (Roskilde)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

#784043
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (424630) - you deserved it (67606)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML

#560138
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101080) - you deserved it (31136)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 month saying that I was in the mood, an that I was in bed, an naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

#405303
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (137904) - you deserved it (37030)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely bieng awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet so i got piss and shit all over me.

#2285
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18584) - you deserved it (4382)

On 01/23/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by ohn0es - United States (Kansas)



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