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Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53865) - you deserved it (8265)

On 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Subliminal message (woman) - Switzerland

Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29728) - you deserved it (37318)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

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