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  • Town/Country : Dallas, United States
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  • Number of visits : 1722
  • Number of comments : 205
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About snarkytruth : Just your average night owl looking for something entertaining to fight insomnia. I usually end up spending more time than I expect on here. I find the replies are often more entertaining than the stories.
I've always had a variety of animals and work with ferals. I love art, photography world travel, making new friends from all over. Especially learning about other cultures and customs. I like real discussions and sharing ideas even if we don't agree I'm usually open minded.
I have no patience with selfish, spoiled, immature, lying or cruel people.
I will read nearly anything and want to learn everything! I find other people's jobs fascinating. I'm always up for adventure!
I appreciate a good sense of humor.
I forgive spelling and grammar mistakes but misusing the words random, irony and sarcasm drives me nuts.

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snarkytruth's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard some gossip at school about a weird kid who supposedly jerks off at every house he visits. They were talking about my brother. FML

#21522719
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19670) - you deserved it (1366)

On 02/04/2016 at 9:53am - intimacy - by concernedsis - United States (Georgia)

Today, when I went to see my therapist, she handed me a tube of tooth paste and said, "Please use it". FML

Today, I was hanging out with a guy for the second time, and he was helping me buy a Christmas present for my dad. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and when I came out, he was gone. He left me alone and took my dad's present with him. FML

#21504771
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21873) - you deserved it (2117)

On 12/17/2015 at 10:54am - love - by cjbutterfly96 - United States

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

#21470966
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29276) - you deserved it (2981)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML

#21396492
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32776) - you deserved it (3056)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:46pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

#21395729
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29538) - you deserved it (10978)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

#21392817
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31952) - you deserved it (2943)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37246) - you deserved it (2635)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31877) - you deserved it (5796)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

#21388350
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27449) - you deserved it (4895)

On 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

#21387302
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36737) - you deserved it (2750)

On 04/04/2015 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

#21384585
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28868) - you deserved it (2433)

On 03/31/2015 at 3:40am - kids - by Teach (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

#21382751
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33718) - you deserved it (2294)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

#21382364
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26977) - you deserved it (17037)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML

#21380308
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31784) - you deserved it (2481)

On 03/23/2015 at 7:19pm - misc - by jumanji (man) -



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