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smrtblonde

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 250
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About smrtblonde : For being a blonde, i dont have too many blonde moments :)

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Visits<b>JokerJim2013</b> - the 03/25/2013 at 3:58pm

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smrtblonde's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy