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smilelove_16
  • Town/Country : OC, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About smilelove_16 : Music>everything else
I love muscle cars

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Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54829) - you deserved it (5717)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by dogs_and_toucans (man) - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16569) - you deserved it (47185)

On 05/25/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by AquaRevolver (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)



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