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by Anonymous / 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2014 at 2:48pm / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Love
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
by yuck / 06/21/2009 at 12:19am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving in my car with my daughter, who was eating a nutri-grain bar. After a while she holds out her hand saying, "It's on my finger! I don't wanna eat it!" I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling and put it in my mouth, only to realize it was a large booger. FML
by nutrigrain123 / 05/23/2009 at 2:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
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