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smellslikecome

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  • Number of visits : 41
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About smellslikecome : I like to break things. Most the comments section. I'm a loser.

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Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29897) - you deserved it (25095)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML

#21258820
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35844) - you deserved it (4057)

On 09/15/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42699) - you deserved it (27633) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

#3078532
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40254) - you deserved it (11208)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by yuck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was driving in my car with my daughter, who was eating a nutri-grain bar. After a while she holds out her hand saying, "It's on my finger! I don't wanna eat it!" I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling and put it in my mouth, only to realize it was a large booger. FML

#2211360
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40752) - you deserved it (25007)

On 05/23/2009 at 2:10pm - kids - by nutrigrain123 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4479) - you deserved it (45525)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version



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