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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 April 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1504
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About slimblack : I'm 15, single Pringle, love animals!
Feel free to message me. I love to meet new people. I love music, drawing, painting, and anything artistic. I love to sing and play my trumpet, guitar, and drums. I'm a tomboy but I do have a girly side. I do gymnastics and I swim. I don't like any beverages other than water and red kool aid. 2 older brothers, mom and dad. Highschool Sophomore. If you want to know anything else just message me. :*

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slimblack's favorite FMLs

Today, my butt decided to delete the 650 photos I had on my phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38595) - you deserved it (7815)

On 08/28/2014 at 10:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50784) - you deserved it (19670)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46309) - you deserved it (15587)

On 08/17/2014 at 2:15am - kids - by you ripped them off ages ago (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML


I agree, your life sucks (47272) - you deserved it (3327)

On 08/16/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by bad birthdays - United States (California)

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML


I agree, your life sucks (42651) - you deserved it (3077)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46742) - you deserved it (29816)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40103) - you deserved it (4640)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I hugged my dad. Since I don't hug him very much, he was confused. When I pulled away from him, smiling, he slapped me, saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was "up to something." FML

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45195) - you deserved it (4488)

On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got called a cunt at work by a customer. What could I have said that could have caused them to say that? "Have a great day." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42004) - you deserved it (3833)

On 07/06/2014 at 11:39pm - work - by notoneatall - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48134) - you deserved it (5483)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to see the school counselor to schedule my classes for school. She asked me if I knew how to speak English. My parents are Chinese and I don't even know how to speak Chinese. I've lived in America my whole life. Plus, I even spoke to her in English to ask about classes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48059) - you deserved it (3754)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52222) - you deserved it (5797)

On 07/06/2014 at 4:27pm - misc - by ILOVELEDZEPPELIN - United States (Rhode Island)

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