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Today, I saw my music teacher, who I considered one of my role-models, on TV. Too bad it was because she'd robbed a church. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20562) - you deserved it (1660)

On 10/22/2012 at 6:51pm - misc - by musicthief - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27358) - you deserved it (2427)

On 08/01/2011 at 12:41am - animals - by Username - United States

Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML


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On 07/29/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by notabeliever - United States (California)

Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML


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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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