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sleepRX

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 June 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1735
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About sleepRX : Yes, it is I in the picture.

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sleepRX's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

#16657656
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13785) - you deserved it (48196)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17935) - you deserved it (75337)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

#14253305
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9750) - you deserved it (24898)

On 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm - misc - by me - United States

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

#13541967
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29887) - you deserved it (4524)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

#13070220
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21913) - you deserved it (17934)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

#12797830
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12720) - you deserved it (26407)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6027) - you deserved it (21124)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML

#6998674
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22741) - you deserved it (4124)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:50pm - love - by creeped (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

#6286266
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19413) - you deserved it (12170)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

#5911191
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36035) - you deserved it (6821)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

#4636801
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58510) - you deserved it (11716)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

#2209832
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51233) - you deserved it (21956)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31157) - you deserved it (4392)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25970) - you deserved it (7044)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56775) - you deserved it (8436)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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