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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 June 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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sleepRX's favorite FMLs

Today , I told mah daughter that she should put some love into her cooking . She started kissing the ingredients . FML

#19305380
7 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18445) - you deserved it (12786)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30239) - you deserved it (9472)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

TODAY... I HAD A DREAM ABOUT THE DAMN CAPPUCCINO MACHINE AT WORK. FML

#19170840
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18859) - you deserved it (3407)

On 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm - misc - by slickrick22 (man) - United States

Today... my 18-year old son decided to run is and over our wooden fence to try an get a splinter... as e ( forgot wat tey felt like. ) Last mont... e stabbed imself in te arm wit a sewing needle cuz e ( forgot wat an injection feels like. ) I raised tis idiot.

#19159270
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33577) - you deserved it (7989)

On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under mah breasts. FML

#19152897
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24957) - you deserved it (6209)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Taday my grlfriend said I could only take her vrginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40067) - you deserved it (5848)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I accidentally left mah cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized mah mistake... I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no... so I gave them mah number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them mah cell phone number. FML

#19115429
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8553) - you deserved it (22804)

On 02/19/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by queenbee12345678 - United States (Rhode Island)

after applying fir a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret . It began licking mah cheek, causing me to turn mah head . It then latched onto mah ear an hung like a giant furry hoop earring . I screamed, then quietly left the building . FML

#19091480
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20051) - you deserved it (4134)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

after applying fir a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret . It began licking mah cheek, causing me to turn mah head . It then latched onto mah ear an hung like a giant furry hoop earring . I screamed, then quietly left the building . FML

#19091480
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20051) - you deserved it (4134)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I STARTD SPEAKING GIBBERISH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CONVERSATION WITH MOM TO SEE IF SHE WOULD NOTICE. SHE DIDN'T. FML

#19088881
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24106) - you deserved it (2689)

On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." looool I'm Jewish . FML

#19062488
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39636) - you deserved it (9908)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

2day I was at a Buddhist shrine an wanted to light a candle for my friend who's having a rough time when I got stung by a bee . I spent the next hour with a swollen shoulder . How does karma work again? real FML

#19032712
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21022) - you deserved it (3859)

On 02/09/2012 at 6:05am - health - by thairsha (woman) - Japan

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in mah science class!! I'm now sitting between two peopleho have spent the last 20 minuteshispering drty things to one another!! FML

#19026330
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26253) - you deserved it (2327)

On 02/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous -

today I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile I sat at my desk fat single and jobless. FML

#19013496
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14344) - you deserved it (37231)

On 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, AFTER MA CREDIT CARD WAS STOLEN, TE TIEF MADE DONATIONS TO CARITABLE ASSOCIATIONS!! NOW I FEEL BAD FIR ASKING FIR TE MONEY BACK!! FML

#18973351
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36515) - you deserved it (3544)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland



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