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slayfire122

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slayfire122

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 747
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About slayfire122 : I am random. I like guns. I am easy going and love a sence of humor (doesn't matter what kind). I am a mechanic for the C-5 super galaxy.

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slayfire122's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML

#20975053
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40925) - you deserved it (3979)

On 11/29/2013 at 6:55pm - misc - by fleetingmemories (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML

#20961774
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33012) - you deserved it (3628)

On 11/18/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by kb (woman) - United States

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

#20949272
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53023) - you deserved it (5534)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

#20947273
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54660) - you deserved it (6921)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

#20936443
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37327) - you deserved it (3578)

On 10/28/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML

#20544812
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35808) - you deserved it (4802)

On 03/15/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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