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slayertack

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2463
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About slayertack : Video games, metal and snowboarding.

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slayertack's favorite FMLs

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

#20081762
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25367) - you deserved it (13581)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36479) - you deserved it (1945)

On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

#20043967
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33273) - you deserved it (2799)

On 08/27/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by masterman - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML

#20009332
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32525) - you deserved it (3471)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42247) - you deserved it (4492)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9669) - you deserved it (51685)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

#19039187
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30743) - you deserved it (7178)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26985) - you deserved it (16529)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML

#18097462
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26442) - you deserved it (2797)

On 10/28/2011 at 4:59pm - misc - by Weldingtags (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22631) - you deserved it (47162)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

#17794550
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34935) - you deserved it (5887)

On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38983) - you deserved it (3881)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44330) - you deserved it (3748)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

#16650975
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11137) - you deserved it (52908)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)



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