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slayertack

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2480
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About slayertack : Video games, metal and snowboarding.

slayertack's page activity

Visits<b>Mrcherryberry</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:42pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 9:27pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:47pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 3:22pm<b>schroederk</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 1:50am<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 10:54pm<b>lizzeh333</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 1:31am<b>rahatb98</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 5:35am<b>zBerryz</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 1:27am<b>jill97</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 10:08am<b>ItsAlly</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 5:49pm<b>jesusalejndr</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 4:30am<b>Quendolin</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 4:18am<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 6:08pm<b>heirofhope</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 12:08pm<b>demamcgirl16</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 7:17am<b>aishah77</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 4:46pm<b>Spencyy</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 11:07am

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:27am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 11:36am<b>schroederk</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 7:51am<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 2:40pm<b>grac7</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 12:53pm<b>Quendolin</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 10:20am<b>demamcgirl16</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 5:47am<b>aishah77</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 10:45pm<b>booze_n_bitches</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 2:19am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 2:35am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 12:53pm<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 5:07pm<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 10:56am

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slayertack's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML

#21012409
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52388) - you deserved it (12498)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML

#20969815
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72810) - you deserved it (6145)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML

#20936891
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42700) - you deserved it (3345)

On 10/28/2013 at 4:18pm - misc - by Asshole hornet - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61420) - you deserved it (3699)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML

#20908703
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50657) - you deserved it (3247)

On 10/05/2013 at 6:25pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML

#20907372
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21140) - you deserved it (41470)

On 10/04/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by vcarder (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML

#20900063
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46805) - you deserved it (4405)

On 09/29/2013 at 1:45am - misc - by -__-" - United States (Washington)

Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

#20898150
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52936) - you deserved it (6883)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

#20866525
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24796) - you deserved it (39174)

On 09/03/2013 at 7:53pm - health - by ugh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

#20851263
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57541) - you deserved it (16820)

On 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

#20846451
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56708) - you deserved it (6347)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to shut off some pumps before closing the main valves that run to them. Several sirens soon started blaring at a deafening level. I'm new here and nobody else is around. I don't know how to shut the sirens off. FML

#20844606
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39748) - you deserved it (7079)

On 08/19/2013 at 12:00pm - work - by oops (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

#20844605
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43480) - you deserved it (3688)

On 08/19/2013 at 12:00pm - misc - by FamilyLoving - United States (New York)

Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. She was serious and complained to my boss, saying I was absolutely no help. FML

#20837266
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45849) - you deserved it (2847)

On 08/14/2013 at 3:47pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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