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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 February 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5002
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About slappygecko : Hi,
I'm an FML reader, and have been since I was introduced to the site in '09.

Aspiring therapist/behavioral analyst. Leap year kid. Learning how to chef. In college.

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Visits<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 2:13am<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 11/17/2016 at 5:14am<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 2:19am<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 11/10/2016 at 2:37am<b>KVYLV</b> - the 11/09/2016 at 2:44pm<b>exergency</b> - the 11/05/2016 at 3:23am<b>kitteh86</b> - the 10/27/2016 at 11:40pm<b>keif_623</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 3:04pm<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 09/30/2016 at 6:17pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 1:13pm<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 6:17am<b>tinudaindian</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 12:28am<b>DBpiano</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 4:21pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 3:37pm<b>lamehipster</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 9:08am<b>b5b0n36</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 12:34pm<b>sendmetohell666</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 12:59am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 9:39pm

Fucked!<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 2:03pm<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 8:19am<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 11/10/2016 at 8:37am<b>KVYLV</b> - the 11/09/2016 at 8:44pm<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 7:55pm<b>DBpiano</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 10:21pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 9:37pm<b>b5b0n36</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 6:34pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 10:56am<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 5:30pm<b>MiraRose</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 9:22am<b>Enslaved</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 9:42pm<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 1:31am<b>nevaryzarc</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 8:15pm<b>janfleury</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 2:46am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 5:23am<b>Dreamer_in_Time</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 11:54pm<b>399</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 1:33pm

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slappygecko's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML

by DabTheFuckOut / 09/16/2016 at 3:35pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love

Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later she texted me that she had decided that she didn't want to ever do that again because it turned her on. FML

by Malarky / 06/23/2016 at 3:10pm / United States / Love

Today, my bank refused to replace the debit card that I lost because, to prove I was the owner, I had to tell them about my last purchase and I couldn't remember it. I showed them my ID, and that could have worked, had they not misspelt my name on the account. FML

by KaylaRox1908 / 05/27/2016 at 10:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money

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Today, I sat at work for 8 hours daydreaming about the homemade 4 cheese ravioli I would come home to after spending 3 hours making it from scratch the night before. When I finally got home and heated the ravioli, I dropped it all over my feet, giving me second degree burns. FML

by HolyRavioli / 03/21/2016 at 1:37pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

by IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish / 03/03/2016 at 12:32am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

by leahrb / 02/24/2016 at 1:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

by strangely / 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML

by highfive / 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML

by SmellyCloset / 10/05/2014 at 5:34pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML

by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 11:30pm / New Zealand / Intimacy

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals

Today, marks yet again another day that I've been asked if I'm autistic. No, that's just my Korean accent. Apparently I look "too white" to have one. FML

by notautistic / 09/25/2014 at 9:15pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

by RuinedTheMood / 09/21/2014 at 1:11am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

by Anonymous / 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm / United States (California) / Love