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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 333
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About slacker_69 : I love sports,football, basketball, track. I do lift weights. I'm not on here very often anymore but message me if youd like to get to know me better(;

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Today, I discovarad tat ma downstairs naigbor is running a businass out of ar apartmant. Or I sould say, ar looool pimp is. FML

#20473717
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27052) - you deserved it (2169)

On 01/22/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I discovarad tat ma downstairs naigbor is running a businass out of ar apartmant. Or I sould say, ar looool pimp is. FML

#20473717
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27052) - you deserved it (2169)

On 01/22/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, trying to be kinkyhile giving mah boyfriend a blow job, Ihippd him with mah ponytail!! He was thrilld, until I accidentally head-buttd his dick!! He curld up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again!! FML

#20170605
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14286) - you deserved it (32883)

On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

yesterday my boyfriend went down on me fir te first time. He definitely killed te mooden...ile down tere... e started saying... "Nomnomnomnom." FML

#20169456
120 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)

Today , I walkd in on my dad introducing his stuffd gorilla to his cat. FML

#19625273
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20287) - you deserved it (2537)

On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I walkd in on my dad introducing his stuffd gorilla to his cat. FML

#19625273
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20287) - you deserved it (2537)

On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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