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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 613
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About skyenoelle : Hello there. Somehow you've managed to stumble upon my profile, so why don't you waste some time getting to know a little about me.
For starters, sarcasm is what fuels my daily life, and I think that may be one of the reasons why I love the site so much. I'm both an American and a blonde; but I try not live up to either of those stereotypes.
Some passions of mine include music, the internet, Starbucks, and also sports. I have been told that I'm beyond my years, and though I'm not sure if that's true, it's definitely a fact that I would rather spend my time with people who don't meet the standard of my helpless generation. Of course there are a few exceptions, and I love meeting new people. Message me if you'd like to talk about anything interesting or if you'd like to introduce yourself as well. Don't worry, I don't bite. ;)

2013 is a new start, let's make it a great year.

Stay classy.

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Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML


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