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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 July 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 835
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML

#20039352
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11959) - you deserved it (22570)

On 08/24/2012 at 2:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (California)

2day I corrected someone who spelled "lerened" as "lerent" on mah favorite forum looool . Nothing could've prepared me 4 the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members . Now I'm banned 4 "trolling..." and all mah 7...000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever . FML

#19593515
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14471) - you deserved it (36349)

On 05/08/2012 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was stoppad and saarchad by a cop, and ha quickly found tha bag of waad in mah pockat. Ha didn't arrast or fina ma, but ha did confiscata mah waad and told ma to "gat lost." Pratty sura I just got lagally muggad. FML

#19449472
467 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole , giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me , I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. big fat FML

#18170655
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30462) - you deserved it (16823)

On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, mah license to carry a gun expired because mah manager forgot to renew it . As I'm an armored car guard, this is a problem . In order to keep getting hours, mah company transferred me to the coin vault . I just finished moving 15000 lbs of boxed coins . By hand . I'm stuck doing this for a month .

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay 4 the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed an paid 4 his own ticket. Then he went ahead an saw the movie without me.

#17908594
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45643) - you deserved it (6962)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, when I cummed home from work, mah computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. real FML

#15964444
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28496) - you deserved it (2418)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in mah town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and mah toilet sits right in front of a window. FML

#15962941
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29948) - you deserved it (3796)

On 04/28/2011 at 12:51pm - health - by cnamobi - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my ( friend ) told me I was weird an irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, an has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

#15931410
319 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

2day mah boyfriend punched a hole in a door . This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made . We r 4 months into our year lease . I don't think we r getting our $720 deposit back . FML

#15781081
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24222) - you deserved it (17664)

On 04/14/2011 at 2:59am - money - by Username -

Today, I held a door open for mah boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" mega FML

#15780453
152 comments

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On 04/14/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I wore a Stanford college T-shrt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

#15752266
138 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by anon -

Today, mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay an that friend was lover. After 15 agonizing minute of this, we get to practice only to be greeted by shirtles friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, u hit me hard last night."

#4421825
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76176) - you deserved it (6573)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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