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skippydoda

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 October 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2411
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About skippydoda : Teacher, 'nuff said

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Visits<b>Allornone</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 10:58pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 10:58pm<b>buttertime69</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 10:21pm<b>Kielnmsoftly</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 4:27am<b>tay_arredondo</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 1:53am<b>Insanemf18</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 10:53pm<b>DjMckay</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:39pm<b>harlz31</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:51am<b>Astro_Liam</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:22am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:09am<b>843dude</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 7:36am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:57am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:44am<b>hhlucky14</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 9:09pm<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 1:33pm<b>_ExcitedPotato_</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 1:30pm<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 1:25pm<b>Kvothee</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 1:16pm

Fucked!<b>Mezzacarina</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:21pm<b>carilica</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 12:20pm<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 11:25am<b>eski2015</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 3:57pm<b>roman11</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 7:52am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 6:35pm<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:16pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 2:44pm<b>Shmatterhorn</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 8:25pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 1:14pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 10:31am<b>briang959</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 1:41pm<b>Mornai</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 4:30pm

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skippydoda's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

#21457655
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19250) - you deserved it (4795)

On 08/18/2015 at 4:17pm - love - by I hate games - United States (Missouri)

Today, it's been a week since I started farting in my sleep for no apparent reason. It's so frequent and so foul-smelling that my husband and I are both losing sleep and are having to take afternoon naps to make up for it. FML

#21457512
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20008) - you deserved it (2343)

On 08/18/2015 at 6:59am - misc - by Fartnonymous (woman) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, I got told that I was going to hell for turning down a man that was at least in his 60s. Even after I told him I was married. FML

#21455672
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22162) - you deserved it (1462)

On 08/13/2015 at 5:33pm - love - by hnnhyoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML

#21446911
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12302) - you deserved it (20843)

On 07/25/2015 at 6:10am - misc - by Mmm - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML

#21445902
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28588) - you deserved it (1807)

On 07/23/2015 at 9:05am - animals - by dirtbikeguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's got to the point where my parents have to force me to plan social outings. FML

#21442703
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21987) - you deserved it (5248)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:47pm - misc - by TheDarth (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML

#21440556
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23718) - you deserved it (2669)

On 07/12/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam - United States (Texas)

Today, after my daughter told half her class about my retainer, I advised her to keep mummy's personal details personal. Now she responds, "I'm not supposed to tell" to any question regarding our home life. Thus far, I've received six very concerned calls. FML

#21433102
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23476) - you deserved it (2373)

On 06/28/2015 at 1:13am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my cat has decided she can't eat unless I'm right there with her, so when she gets hungry she finds me and howls until I follow her to her food dish. She likes to eat pretty frequently, and I'm already getting a headache. FML

Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML

#21406874
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30478) - you deserved it (2662)

On 05/08/2015 at 5:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

#21406781
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27457) - you deserved it (3728)

On 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by McWhopper - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML

#21397585
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30115) - you deserved it (3162)

On 04/21/2015 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Notthatone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was sent to the front office for having blood shot eyes and smelling like smoke. I just didn't get enough sleep and had trouble putting my contacts in, and I always smell like smoke because of my parents' excessive smoking. They didn't believe me. My parents had to come in to back me up. FML

#21397058
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (2121)

On 04/20/2015 at 8:16pm - health - by Phabia - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML

#21392651
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29666) - you deserved it (2601)

On 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm - misc - by mademoiselle meurtre (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my internet was out and wasn't due to be fixed until at least Tuesday. I'm a grad student with a lot of online research to do and deadlines to meet, so I desperately bought an expensive and non-returnable portable wifi hub. An hour ago, the internet came back on. FML

#21386971
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27750) - you deserved it (5694)

On 04/03/2015 at 11:08am - work - by WiFucked (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)



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