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skellingtonfart

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  • Town/Country : Perth, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 November 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1692
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About skellingtonfart : I love coffee & edgy camera angles.

I hate cyclists and Tony Abbott.

You're all a bunch of over sensitive babies.

skellingtonfart's page activity

Visits<b>B5B0N35</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 2:29pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 10:50pm<b>mhersh_59</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 1:41am<b>EevieBear</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 11:32pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 9:17pm<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 11:40pm<b>seeoseek</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 9:47am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 8:42pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 6:26pm<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 1:41pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 9:47pm<b>calebjoe99</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 12:49am<b>orios105</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 2:52am<b>Rainbow_Rhinos</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 2:27am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 8:22am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 1:19am<b>braver7315</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 7:09am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 12:12am

Fucked!<b>B5B0N35</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 8:30pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 3:17am<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 5:41am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 11:26pm<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 7:42pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 12:29am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 6:12am<b>BlenderFreak</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 4:52am<b>Raptor73242</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 4:58pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:31am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:08am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:16pm<b>cypherwars</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 9:04pm<b>hippodankamus</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:44am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 4:06pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 3:40am<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:22am<b>ENCOURAGER</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 2:19pm

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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skellingtonfart's favorite FMLs

Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML

by peele / 03/25/2015 at 9:10am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Miscellaneous

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML

by UncleMonkey / 03/06/2015 at 1:18am / United States (California) / Health

Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

by harrington61 / 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm / United States (Texas) / Work