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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas came out. FML

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33621) - you deserved it (2863)

On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39581) - you deserved it (23797)

On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81123) - you deserved it (6649)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)



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