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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 August 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 370
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML


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