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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 April 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4617
  • Number of comments : 233
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About singer0421 : Hey world! If you're reading this, then you're fabulous because you decided to visit my profile. Well, thanks! It's nice to know that I said something cool enough or my propic was epic enough for you to come see who I am. Much appreciated! Now go eat some ice cream, relax, and feel good about yourself because I think you're wonderful.

P.S. I won't kik, snapchat, or video chat anyone who messages me because the public school system has ingrained the idea in my brain that every person who chats me is a 40 year old creeper. But feel free to have a nice, light chat :)

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Today, I was cast as beast in my high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? "At least they won't need any makeup." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36114) - you deserved it (3670)

On 03/30/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Beast - United States (Ohio)

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML


I agree, your life sucks (86033) - you deserved it (8895)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46884) - you deserved it (3488)

On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34589) - you deserved it (17065)

On 03/18/2013 at 11:29pm - love - by amberrenee91 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (52197) - you deserved it (15434)

On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML


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On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML


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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44242) - you deserved it (4131)

On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33828) - you deserved it (3690)

On 02/18/2013 at 5:15pm - work - by ari (woman) - United States

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29719) - you deserved it (8353)

On 02/13/2013 at 3:31pm - misc - by nosebleeder - Sweden

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30836) - you deserved it (3521)

On 02/12/2013 at 12:55am - love - by BadLuckCarson - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML


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On 02/11/2013 at 3:57am - misc - by tongue tied - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34633) - you deserved it (4687)

On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38540) - you deserved it (3387)

On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36447) - you deserved it (4416)

On 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm - love - by guessnot (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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