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  • Number of visits : 3354
  • Number of comments : 227
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About singer0421 : Hey world! If you're reading this, then you're fabulous because you decided to visit my profile. Well, thanks! It's nice to know that I said something cool enough or my propic was epic enough for you to come see who I am. Much appreciated! Now go eat some ice cream, relax, and feel good about yourself because I think you're wonderful.

P.S. I won't kik, snapchat, or video chat anyone who messages me because the public school system has ingrained the idea in my brain that every person who chats me is a 40 year old creeper. But feel free to have a nice, light chat :)

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 5:33pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 5:15pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 3:10pm<b>henrylikestreats</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 7:25pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 11:56pm<b>EtherealPoison</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 8:03pm<b>sabrinabaluu</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 10:55pm<b>Nordrag</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 3:54am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 12:33pm<b>brengonerogue</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 12:52pm<b>Ghilliebro</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 9:04am<b>decimater</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 1:43am<b>relaxeazy</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 2:31pm<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 8:52pm<b>Thewhitestboy</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 4:33pm<b>planet_disturbia</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 2:59am<b>nietzche</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 6:52am<b>Ikashy73</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 11:20pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 11:33pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 5:56am<b>brengonerogue</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 5:52pm<b>coraline123c</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 4:41am<b>BloodyDemon</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 12:19pm<b>EKDH</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 1:28am<b>Mornai</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 7:34pm<b>Puffpie</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 7:54pm<b>hillgerb</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 3:41pm<b>DubstepMasta</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 2:21am<b>TheEmoSuperman</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 8:03am

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singer0421's favorite FMLs

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport, that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

#20703790
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61013) - you deserved it (7642)

On 06/03/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by VDM (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

#20688904
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50907) - you deserved it (23615)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56195) - you deserved it (4374)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

#20673456
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46716) - you deserved it (3588)

On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

#20640565
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67504) - you deserved it (9932)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60626) - you deserved it (9159)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the neighbors in the next apartment reported me to the police for screaming at my newborn to "shut the hell up" every time he cries. I would never yell at my baby. My asshole of a dog on the other hand barks at everything, which terrifies the baby, causing him to cry. FML

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

#20634708
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53360) - you deserved it (4141)

On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was denounced for being a terrible person, because my family raises chickens, some of which we eat. I was then told how cruel I am for "killing innocent birds" and that "good" people buy their meat from the supermarket. FML

#20623167
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47866) - you deserved it (2935)

On 04/26/2013 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

#20587443
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60835) - you deserved it (20287)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

#20584129
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44584) - you deserved it (11477)

On 04/10/2013 at 8:45pm - kids - by Me - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML

#20583013
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52712) - you deserved it (11914)

On 04/10/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

#20579781
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15517) - you deserved it (59878)

On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was cast as beast in my high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? "At least they won't need any makeup." FML

#20566521
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34321) - you deserved it (3527)

On 03/30/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Beast - United States (Ohio)



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