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  • Number of visits : 3231
  • Number of comments : 227
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About singer0421 : Hey world! If you're reading this, then you're fabulous because you decided to visit my profile. Well, thanks! It's nice to know that I said something cool enough or my propic was epic enough for you to come see who I am. Much appreciated! Now go eat some ice cream, relax, and feel good about yourself because I think you're wonderful.

P.S. I won't kik, snapchat, or video chat anyone who messages me because the public school system has ingrained the idea in my brain that every person who chats me is a 40 year old creeper. But feel free to have a nice, light chat :)

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singer0421's favorite FMLs

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my nieghbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40396) - you deserved it (6135)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , on the bus , a little boy gave me the dirtiest look , pointd at my pregnant stomach , an menacingly said , ( I know wat you did. ) FML

#21205823
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53223) - you deserved it (7241)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , My Dad Interruptd My Job Interview With A Phone Call , Just To Say "I Fuckd Yur Mom." No Shit , Dad .

#21199559
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44583) - you deserved it (7100)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser an got some on her finger!! She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entre finger was going to disappear!! FML

#21198613
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39027) - you deserved it (4136)

On 07/04/2014 at 3:41pm - kids - by neryc (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, cuz they r laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurtd out, "Just like you?" FML

#21188385
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37087) - you deserved it (25260)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Respect101 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs" . Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52325) - you deserved it (16897)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Yesterday, I got it by a car wile walking into te ospital to visit ma wife, wo ad also gotten it by a car. real FML

#21182903
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57084) - you deserved it (4384)

On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

Today... while at the waterpark... some guy cummed up to me an profusely thanked me fir wereing a one-piece swimsuit. FML

#21178301
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49383) - you deserved it (7643)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by ifeelfat (woman) - United States

yesterday mah roommate's pets conspired against me . "The dog ate mah homework" has apparently become too clichéd for them . The new excuses are, "My cat chewed through mah laptop power cable" and "the gecko ate mah pen drive." FML

#21171341
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40822) - you deserved it (4435)

On 06/11/2014 at 8:00pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , I sent ma grlfriend a request to confrm our relationsip on Facebook. Se accepted , ten canged er screen name into "His Hand". FML

#21169063
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52605) - you deserved it (11513)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO BOYFRIEND SRIEKING AT TE TOP OF IS LUNGS. I RAN INTO TE DINING ROOMERE E WAS, TO FINE IM STANDING ON TE TABLE SCREAMING "KILL IT!"ILE POINTING AT AN UNMOVING SPIDER TE SIZE OF A TIC TAC ON TE WALL. FML

#21167015
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43869) - you deserved it (6271)

On 06/08/2014 at 11:10am - love - by eightleggedtictac - United States (Massachusetts)

2day my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast!! Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine!! Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen!! FML

#21166627
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51735) - you deserved it (6783)

On 06/07/2014 at 11:22pm - misc - by Un1ucky (woman) - United States

Today.. . while laying on the couch cat cummed and laid on me . Turns out ass is big enough for 13 year old cat to walk around in crcles.. . wash itself.. . stretch and sleep . FML

#21159082
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33918) - you deserved it (8564)

On 06/01/2014 at 6:28am - animals - by Fat Arsed Lass - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today... I was at a buffat with mah kids an husband. As mah boys got up to gat mora food... I told tham thay'd battar coma back with somathing graan on thara plata. Thay both cama back with mint ica craam an got a high-fiva from mah husband. FML

#21154562
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47644) - you deserved it (28511)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, AT SCHOOL, I GOT SEATD IN FRONT OF THE RESIDENT CREEPY KID THAT EVERYONE STAYD AWAY FROM. I WAS PRETTY RELIEVD TO GET THROUGH MOST OF THE CLASS WITH NO INCIDENTS, UNTIL THE BELL RANG AND HE TORE OUT A CHUNK OF MAH HAIR, YELLING "DNA! DNA!" FML

#21153319
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46782) - you deserved it (3871)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States



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