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  • Number of visits : 3064
  • Number of comments : 227
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About singer0421 : Hey world! If you're reading this, then you're fabulous because you decided to visit my profile. Well, thanks! It's nice to know that I said something cool enough or my propic was epic enough for you to come see who I am. Much appreciated! Now go eat some ice cream, relax, and feel good about yourself because I think you're wonderful.

P.S. I won't kik, snapchat, or video chat anyone who messages me because the public school system has ingrained the idea in my brain that every person who chats me is a 40 year old creeper. But feel free to have a nice, light chat :)

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singer0421's favorite FMLs

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

#8805170
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8585) - you deserved it (26607)

On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24620) - you deserved it (6709)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

#8555278
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12382) - you deserved it (20282)

On 02/22/2010 at 2:51pm - misc - by sacked (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML

#7891851
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28236) - you deserved it (3878)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:53pm - kids - by 102496 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51918) - you deserved it (8119)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML

#7278276
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34290) - you deserved it (2827)

On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML

#7233088
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20980) - you deserved it (6236)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:48am - misc - by Fredgruff (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

#7183018
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17901) - you deserved it (23680)

On 01/06/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by ugly5402 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

#7164896
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21107) - you deserved it (11432)

On 01/05/2010 at 3:24pm - love - by katiekat (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I had fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

#7004520
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20628) - you deserved it (10821)

On 12/29/2009 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

#6914931
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33583) - you deserved it (2779)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28975) - you deserved it (7020)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML

#6753136
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36896) - you deserved it (2281)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States

Today, I was on Tiger TV, our high school's monthly TV program which was shown at lunch today. I was being interviewed and at one point the reporter made me laugh. I have a goose laugh so everyone in the lunch room started laughing. Then they played it in slow motion. Twice. FML

#6722034
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26684) - you deserved it (3761)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:26pm - misc - by Goosey (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

#6589221
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35925) - you deserved it (3928)

On 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Sub (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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