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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5073
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 35 posted

About singer0421 : Hey world! If you're reading this, then you're fabulous because you decided to visit my profile. Well, thanks! It's nice to know that I said something cool enough or my propic was epic enough for you to come see who I am. Much appreciated! Now go eat some ice cream, relax, and feel good about yourself because I think you're wonderful.

P.S. I won't kik, snapchat, or video chat anyone who messages me because the public school system has ingrained the idea in my brain that every person who chats me is a 40 year old creeper. But feel free to have a nice, light chat :)

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singer0421's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

#16984113
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34273) - you deserved it (7388)

On 07/05/2011 at 7:48am - love - by Ella - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12022) - you deserved it (46367)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

#16879498
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9197) - you deserved it (52297)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:09am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39215) - you deserved it (10338)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39054) - you deserved it (4779)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35945) - you deserved it (4449)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

#16416160
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31191) - you deserved it (16112)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36203) - you deserved it (19269)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

#16116610
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47139) - you deserved it (5753) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19212) - you deserved it (54831)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40780) - you deserved it (16388)

On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115707) - you deserved it (8171)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML

#15378969
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20241) - you deserved it (37992)

On 03/19/2011 at 4:45am - love - by Uh oh... - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49383) - you deserved it (8124)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

#15068596
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29932) - you deserved it (2741)

On 02/21/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by peedonme (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)



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