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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 April 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4335
  • Number of comments : 230
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About singer0421 : Hey world! If you're reading this, then you're fabulous because you decided to visit my profile. Well, thanks! It's nice to know that I said something cool enough or my propic was epic enough for you to come see who I am. Much appreciated! Now go eat some ice cream, relax, and feel good about yourself because I think you're wonderful.

P.S. I won't kik, snapchat, or video chat anyone who messages me because the public school system has ingrained the idea in my brain that every person who chats me is a 40 year old creeper. But feel free to have a nice, light chat :)

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Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27083) - you deserved it (6834)

On 01/31/2011 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36400) - you deserved it (6056) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13670) - you deserved it (39249)

On 01/12/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by mad dude -

Today, an old man started telling me about the high price of meat. I told him I wouldn't know, since I'm a vegetarian. His reply was, "Oh, most vegetarians are slimmer." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26624) - you deserved it (8455)

On 01/10/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML


I agree, your life sucks (33574) - you deserved it (2844)

On 01/07/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by carrottop - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML


I agree, your life sucks (13427) - you deserved it (28121)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39139) - you deserved it (7844)

On 12/25/2010 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25812) - you deserved it (6274)

On 12/20/2010 at 9:51am - work - by embarrassed - United States

Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28405) - you deserved it (9703)

On 12/14/2010 at 11:24pm - animals - by fufu_mutt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML


I agree, your life sucks (51234) - you deserved it (5941)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36620) - you deserved it (2942)

On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22776) - you deserved it (63006)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (20113) - you deserved it (25804)

On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32477) - you deserved it (5851)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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