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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 April 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4340
  • Number of comments : 230
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About singer0421 : Hey world! If you're reading this, then you're fabulous because you decided to visit my profile. Well, thanks! It's nice to know that I said something cool enough or my propic was epic enough for you to come see who I am. Much appreciated! Now go eat some ice cream, relax, and feel good about yourself because I think you're wonderful.

P.S. I won't kik, snapchat, or video chat anyone who messages me because the public school system has ingrained the idea in my brain that every person who chats me is a 40 year old creeper. But feel free to have a nice, light chat :)

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Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38414) - you deserved it (15798)

On 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30461) - you deserved it (1792)

On 12/09/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by woodless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in my AP Biology class, a student informed us she'd read that Antarctica had completely melted due to global warming, to which my friend gushed, "Yeah! It's been melted for, like, months." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23198) - you deserved it (1995)

On 12/06/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by bieberslayer (woman) - United States

Today, I had to present a program to my supervisors in University. Not being a native English speaker, I used my own invented abbreviations for parameters in the program. Apparently STD is not an appropriate abbreviation for "standard deviation." I can still hear them laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22481) - you deserved it (7624)

On 11/09/2012 at 11:23am - work - by EnglishLearner (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, maintenance came to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near my apartment. They changed it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of my sanity flat-lining. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23060) - you deserved it (1471)

On 10/29/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by tcm123 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML


I agree, your life sucks (23777) - you deserved it (2948)

On 10/21/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by tempted to become single (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33113) - you deserved it (6518)

On 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by L (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30256) - you deserved it (7398)

On 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm - kids - by TheVirginJenny - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36075) - you deserved it (2759)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24603) - you deserved it (2501)

On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25948) - you deserved it (2161)

On 09/03/2012 at 4:17am - love - by ugly (woman) - United States

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39061) - you deserved it (11350) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35059) - you deserved it (3293)

On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23137) - you deserved it (1566)

On 08/06/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by 44magnumtime (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31373) - you deserved it (5547)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Jarman (man) - United States (Ohio)

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