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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 April 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4618
  • Number of comments : 233
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About singer0421 : Hey world! If you're reading this, then you're fabulous because you decided to visit my profile. Well, thanks! It's nice to know that I said something cool enough or my propic was epic enough for you to come see who I am. Much appreciated! Now go eat some ice cream, relax, and feel good about yourself because I think you're wonderful.

P.S. I won't kik, snapchat, or video chat anyone who messages me because the public school system has ingrained the idea in my brain that every person who chats me is a 40 year old creeper. But feel free to have a nice, light chat :)

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singer0421's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML


Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30347) - you deserved it (3413)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25058) - you deserved it (3597)

On 03/27/2015 at 1:31am - misc - by an anon - United States (California)

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38697) - you deserved it (2455)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML


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On 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm - love - by tumbleshay - United States (Oregon)

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32424) - you deserved it (2869)

On 03/14/2015 at 7:04am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26054) - you deserved it (4570)

On 03/12/2015 at 9:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

Today, I thought I had carbon monoxide poisoning because I had the symptoms and my detector was going off. I called the fire dept, they checked me, they checked my apartment. My apartment is fine; I'm just out of shape, have high blood pressure, and don't know how to work simple electronics. FML


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On 03/04/2015 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML


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On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML


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On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30564) - you deserved it (5809)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm - love - by superscript - United States (Washington)

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML


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On 01/03/2015 at 4:16pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML


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On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

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