Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (14 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4602
  • Number of comments : 233
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About singer0421 : Hey world! If you're reading this, then you're fabulous because you decided to visit my profile. Well, thanks! It's nice to know that I said something cool enough or my propic was epic enough for you to come see who I am. Much appreciated! Now go eat some ice cream, relax, and feel good about yourself because I think you're wonderful.

P.S. I won't kik, snapchat, or video chat anyone who messages me because the public school system has ingrained the idea in my brain that every person who chats me is a 40 year old creeper. But feel free to have a nice, light chat :)

singer0421's page activity

Visits<b>Tripartita</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 9:13am<b>Brian2911</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 1:25am<b>nasajd</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 11:44pm<b>intimate_couple</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 12:10pm<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 8:35pm<b>TrilexStoner</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 7:41pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 4:52pm<b>sam_AHS</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 1:56am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 10:35am<b>IronicLights</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 6:50am<b>hullarms</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 4:19pm<b>pete9913</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 4:17pm<b>blah020515</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 1:35pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 1:11pm<b>constipation</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 1:05pm<b>adamg214</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 12:42pm<b>riddhi</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 12:37pm<b>RichJBVCC</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 6:23am

Fucked!<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 9:57pm<b>jaymecarterr</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 6:54am<b>daken96</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:05am<b>0XBlazeX0</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 4:51am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 11:33pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 5:56am<b>brengonerogue</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 5:52pm<b>coraline123c</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 4:41am<b>BloodyDemon</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 12:19pm<b>EKDH</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 1:28am<b>Mornai</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 7:34pm<b>Puffpie</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 7:54pm<b>hillgerb</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 3:41pm<b>DubstepMasta</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 2:21am<b>TheEmoSuperman</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 8:03am

singer0421's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

See all of singer0421's badges

singer0421's favorite FMLs

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25669) - you deserved it (7802)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21665) - you deserved it (2319)

On 11/09/2015 at 9:07am - misc - by Quendolin - Germany

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26523) - you deserved it (2652)

On 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm - kids - by caroline (woman) - Germany

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23765) - you deserved it (9808)

On 10/20/2015 at 6:13am - love - by bubblewrap (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24664) - you deserved it (8524)

On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22428) - you deserved it (2110)

On 09/24/2015 at 7:31pm - misc - by whatdidimarry (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23508) - you deserved it (2510)

On 09/02/2015 at 8:32pm - kids - by girl on fire (woman) -

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23497) - you deserved it (3622)

On 08/18/2015 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25542) - you deserved it (10141)

On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25202) - you deserved it (2541)

On 08/13/2015 at 7:50pm - kids - by stressedmom36 - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21836) - you deserved it (4786)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:56pm - misc - by I love L (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25008) - you deserved it (2888)

On 07/18/2015 at 11:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31008) - you deserved it (2807)

On 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26403) - you deserved it (3470)

On 05/08/2015 at 5:32pm - health - by better late than never -

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34808) - you deserved it (3865)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: