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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5077
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 35 posted

About singer0421 : Hey world! If you're reading this, then you're fabulous because you decided to visit my profile. Well, thanks! It's nice to know that I said something cool enough or my propic was epic enough for you to come see who I am. Much appreciated! Now go eat some ice cream, relax, and feel good about yourself because I think you're wonderful.

P.S. I won't kik, snapchat, or video chat anyone who messages me because the public school system has ingrained the idea in my brain that every person who chats me is a 40 year old creeper. But feel free to have a nice, light chat :)

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Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - yesterday at 1:48pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 1:14am<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 11:54pm<b>zuvi9</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 8:40pm<b>Mar2171</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 4:52am<b>I_Like_Dogs</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 6:20pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 9:57pm<b>jaymecarterr</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 6:54am<b>daken96</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:05am<b>0XBlazeX0</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 4:51am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 11:33pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 5:56am<b>brengonerogue</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 5:52pm<b>coraline123c</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 4:41am<b>BloodyDemon</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 12:19pm<b>EKDH</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 1:28am<b>Mornai</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 7:34pm<b>Puffpie</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 7:54pm

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Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "the virgin cave". FML

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On 01/24/2016 at 12:40am - misc - by Dexter_39476 (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

#21516693
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19743) - you deserved it (1456)

On 01/18/2016 at 6:42pm - misc - by meh beard (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I put more effort into getting and keeping my Sims onto a good sleep schedule in order to properly take care of their needs than I did for myself. FML

#21516448
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16472) - you deserved it (7158)

On 01/18/2016 at 12:18am - health - by 221bcompanion - United States (Ohio)

Today, my anxiety was escalating so I decided to try an anti-anxiety adult coloring book to calm myself down. Too bad I got more stressed out about which colors l should use. FML

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me I sound like a squeaky toy during sex, and asked if I could get it under control because it creeps him out. FML

#21510905
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20278) - you deserved it (3722)

On 01/03/2016 at 4:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I mistook a tree in my back yard as an intruder and called the police. FML

Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12 page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML

#21498242
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22658) - you deserved it (1825)

On 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm - misc - by quinndulgent - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

#21493785
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27746) - you deserved it (8729)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

#21490307
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22403) - you deserved it (2429)

On 11/09/2015 at 9:07am - misc - by Quendolin - Germany

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML

#21485867
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27395) - you deserved it (2743)

On 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm - kids - by caroline (woman) - Germany

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

#21482104
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24841) - you deserved it (10885)

On 10/20/2015 at 6:13am - love - by bubblewrap (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

#21474273
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25065) - you deserved it (8644)

On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

#21472345
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22728) - you deserved it (2137)

On 09/24/2015 at 7:31pm - misc - by whatdidimarry (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

#21463887
73 comments

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On 09/02/2015 at 8:32pm - kids - by girl on fire (woman) -



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