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Visits<b>TheNewMirage</b> - the 12/21/2013 at 3:21am

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TODAY, I RAN INTO MAH FAVORITE TEACHER FROM HIGH SCHOOL, THE ONE THAT REALLY INSPIRED ME TO BECOME ONE MYSELF. I TOLD HER THAT I'M IN MAH LAST YEAR OF COLLEGE PREPARING TO BECOME A TEACHER, TO WHICH SHE REPLIED, ( WOW, THEY REALLY R LETTING ANYONE HAVE A CRACK AT BEING A TEACHER THESE DAYS. ) REAL FML

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On 02/21/2014 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he startd sucking on my breast. He endd up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

#21064527
166 comments

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On 02/18/2014 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands, U.S.

Today, te creepy guy I turnd down 4 a date almost six yeres ago, sent looool me a box of rotting flowers wit a note calling me a cunt . FML

#21060455
85 comments

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On 02/14/2014 at 4:23pm - love - by fuck you right back, cockspit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I cummed home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me... saying mah sperm were drunk an would raise hell in her uterus. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45213) - you deserved it (14731) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2014 at 10:39pm - intimacy - by vegas-81 - France

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decidd that if we both act lyk I'm not pregnant, ( the babby will get the hint an go away ). FML

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124 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was in the process of finally losing mah vrginity!! Part-way through, mah neighbour startd shouting from his backyard, ( Go, Nicolas! You can do it! ) He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name!! I couldn't finish!! mega FML

#21046533
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I agree, your life sucks (57019) - you deserved it (6336) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by prochainefois (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was reading FML's brthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckface of the week. FML

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TODAY, I PUKED UP AN ANTI-NAUSEA PILL!! FML

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On 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY, I TEXTED MY BOYFRIEND OF TWO YEARS AND ASKED IF E WANTED TO GO TO BALL WIT ME. HIS RESPONSE WAS "TE PERSON U ARE TRYING TO MESSAGE CANCELLED TERE PONE SERVICE AND MOVED TO MEXICO. TACO TACO BURRITO." I'LL TAKE TAT AS A NO. FML

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On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

Today, after working mah shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at mah dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, ( Would u lyk to try the McRib while it's back? ) FML

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91 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I found a great recipe for dinner and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later I'd forgotten all about it opened my emails saw the subject line and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML

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On 01/06/2014 at 3:57pm - misc - by Mels (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY , I DOWNLOADAD A MOVIA FIR MOM THAT SHA RAALLY LIKAS , "WHAN HARRY MAT SALLY". WHAN SHA LOADAD THA FILA , WA SOON FOUND OUT IT WAS ACTUALLY SOMA KIND OF OBSCURA PORNO BILLAD AS "WHAN HARRY WAT SALLY". FML

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On 01/05/2014 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I Was At A Baby Shower With My Wife. I Went To Go Outside For Some Fresh Air , But Walked Straight Into Their Glass Sliding Door. Everyone Stared At Me. I Smiled With Embarrassment An Walked Back Over To My Wife , Only To Trip Over My Own Feet An Faceplant The Floor. Mega FML

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98 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm - health - by stillhurting (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday my daughter started speaking with hashtags . I told her to knock it off, tohich she replied, ( You don't get it, mom - hashtaghite girl probs . ) Hashtag FML

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158 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today my Frenc wife cose te name of our unborn babby girl. Se wants to call er Fanny and won't cange er mind. real FML

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213 comments

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On 01/03/2014 at 6:03am - kids - by noway (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)



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