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- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, after going to the beach with my guyfriend, I thought I looked pretty good infront of him in… Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway.… Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory."…