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Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML
by brittgreen / 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/14/2011 at 3:52pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/15/2011 at 12:50am / United States / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Love
by Hannah / 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/21/2010 at 11:18am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm / United States (New York) / Health
by ifpigsflew / 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML
by dammit / 08/10/2010 at 1:19am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/04/2010 at 6:24am / United Kingdom (London) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/08/2010 at 6:48am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Catholicguy / 12/20/2009 at 3:14am / United States (California) / Love