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Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML


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On 06/27/2013 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML


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On 02/17/2013 at 10:50am - love - by Cheyennereed - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML


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On 01/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by anonymous - United States

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